Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said.

‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day I’m better, you should try it.

‘Next day Debbie comes in singing.

’Next day Debbie comes in singing.‘How did it go?’ asks Jenny. ‘Brilliant’ says Debbie,
‘Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea!

A man walks into his doctor’s office

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room.

While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him.

The newcomer asks “W w what are yyy you ddd doing here Fred?”

The man replies, ” I am waiting to see the doctor.”

“W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?”

The man replies, “Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem.”

“A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat’s ttthat?”

“Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk.”