Bert and Edna, married for 55 years, were relaxing on their porch one quiet evening, sipping tea and watching the yard.
Out of nowhere, Edna said, “Bert, let’s talk about our bucket lists.”
Bert chuckled. “At 87, my list is just ‘wake up tomorrow and find my pants.’”
Edna smiled. “No, really. Let’s each do something we’ve always wanted.”
Bert thought for a moment. “Alright… I’ve always wanted to go skydiving.”
Edna stared at him. “Skydiving? You nearly faint tying your shoes!”
Bert shrugged. “If I go, at least I’ll go flying.”
They laughed, and Edna said, “Fine. You do that. I’ll do mine.”
“What’s yours?” Bert asked.
She leaned in with a mischievous grin. “I’ve always wanted to confess something.”
Bert gulped. “Confess what?”
“You know how your recliner leaned left for 20 years?”
“Yeah, I blamed the dog!”
