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His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFootball,\u201d he replied. \u201cThat was a touchdown!\u201d<\/p>\n
Not wanting to be left out, his wife waited a few moments, then let out a fart of her own and announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!\u201d<\/p>\n
After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha! 14 to 7\u2014I\u2019m back in the lead!\u201d<\/p>\n
Giggling, his wife responded with a little toot and said, \u201cExtra point! We\u2019re tied again!\u201d<\/p>\n
The night continued with playful back-and-forth, each sound marking a new score, until both were laughing too hard to keep count.<\/p>\n
Their lighthearted competition turned bedtime into their favorite game\u2014a silly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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