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One morning, a woman was preparing breakfast and looked over at her husband who had just settled into his seat at the kitchen table. With a caring smile, she asked, \u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, maybe a slice of toast, and perhaps some grapefruit juice and a nice cup of coffee?\u201d She was clearly in a good mood and ready to serve him a hearty breakfast. But he shook his head gently and replied, \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.\u201d<\/p>\n

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