The husband writes to his wife, expressing his decision to leave after seven years of marriage. He cites recent events that made him feel unappreciated:<\/p>\n
She didn\u2019t notice his new haircut.<\/p>\n
he ignored the favorite meal he cooked.<\/p>\n
She didn\u2019t acknowledge his new silk boxers.<\/p>\n
He concludes by stating that he\u2019s leaving her and moving to West Virginia with her sister.<\/p>\n
he Wife\u2019s Response:<\/p>\n
In her reply, the wife counters each of his points:X (formerly Twitter)<\/p>\n
She noticed the haircut but thought it made him look like a girl.<\/p>\n
She no longer eats pork, so the meal didn\u2019t appeal to her.<\/p>\n
She saw the price tag on the boxers and suspected they were bought with money her sister borrowed from her.<\/p>\n
She then reveals that she had quit her job because she won $10 million in the lottery and had planned a trip to Jamaica for them. However, since he left, she wishes him well. She ends with a twist, mentioning that her sister was once named Carl, implying a gender transition.<\/p>\n
This story is a piece of humorous fiction and has been shared widely for entertainment purposes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The husband writes to his wife, expressing his decision to leave after seven years of marriage. He cites recent events that made him feel unappreciated: She didn\u2019t notice his new haircut. he ignored the favorite meal he cooked. She didn\u2019t acknowledge his new silk boxers. He concludes by stating that he\u2019s leaving her and moving…<\/p>\n