{"id":8604,"date":"2025-09-18T17:32:53","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T17:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=8604"},"modified":"2025-09-18T17:32:53","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T17:32:53","slug":"two-southern-belles-were-chatting-on-the-porch-of-a-grand-white-pillared-mansion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=8604","title":{"rendered":"Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d<br \/>\nThe second smiled and replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<br \/>\nThe first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d<br \/>\nAgain, the second woman responded, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd when my third child was born,\u201d the first said with a grin, \u201che gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.\u201d<br \/>\nThe second lady, as always, replied sweetly, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"ternalnews.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CP-vieLr4o8DFdCc_QcdBQ832w\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/ternalnews.com\/ternalnews.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d The second smiled and replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d The first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d Again, the second woman responded, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d \u201cAnd when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=8604\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8605,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8606,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604\/revisions\/8606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}