A man and a woman were married for many years, and their arguments were legendary\u2014shouting could be heard late into the night.
\nThe old man would often yell, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbors were terrified of him, and he seemed to enjoy that.<\/p>\n
Then, at the age of 98, the old man passed away.<\/p>\n
After the funeral, the neighbors, still worried, asked his wife, \u201cAren\u2019t you afraid he might dig his way out and haunt you?\u201d<\/p>\n
She calmly replied, \u201cLet him try. I had him buried upside down, and I know he\u2019ll never ask for directions.\u201d<\/p>\n
An old married couple went cam<\/p>\n
An old married couple were going camping.
\nThey pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.<\/p>\n
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, \u201cLook at the stars and tell me what you see.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cI see millions and millions of stars.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife said, \u201cAnd what do you make of that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cWell if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it\u2019s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was a slight pause before the wife said: \u201cNo honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
A man and a woman were married for many years, and their arguments were legendary\u2014shouting could be heard late into the night. The old man would often yell, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!\u201d The neighbors were terrified of him, and…<\/p>\n