On a flight back from Switzerland, an elegant woman sat beside a kind-looking priest. After some polite conversation, she leaned over and whispered, \u201cFather, would you mind helping me with something a bit\u2026 delicate?\u201d The priest smiled and replied, \u201cOf course, my child. How can I assist?\u201d She explained that she had purchased an expensive hair removal device over the customs allowance and asked if he could hide it under his robe. The priest agreed but warned, \u201cI can carry it, but I must tell you\u2014I cannot tell a lie.\u201d Confident in his trustworthy appearance, she laughed and assured him no one would question him.<\/p>\n
Later, at customs, the officer asked, \u201cAnything to declare, Father?\u201d The priest calmly replied, \u201cFrom my head down to my waist, nothing to declare.\u201d Intrigued, the officer pressed, \u201cAnd from your waist down?\u201d The priest answered, \u201cWell, there\u2019s something quite special down there. It\u2019s a small device made for ladies, never before used.\u201d Flustered, the officer turned red, laughed, and waved him through, saying, \u201cMove along, Father\u2026 and good luck.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny was dragging a heavily loaded red wagon to his dad\u2019s house, struggling up a steep hill. Frustrated, he grumbled, \u201cUgh! This stupid thing is heavy!\u201d A nearby priest scolded him, \u201cJohnny, mind your language. The Lord hears everything\u2014He\u2019s everywhere.\u201d Johnny wiped his brow and asked, \u201cEverywhere?\u201d The priest nodded, \u201cYes, in the church, the trees, even walking beside you.\u201d Johnny glanced back at his wagon and said, \u201cIs He in my wagon too?\u201d The priest chuckled, \u201cYes, Johnny. He\u2019s there too.\u201d Without hesitation, Johnny shouted, \u201cWell, tell Him to get out and help push already!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"