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\u201cAmarried couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.<\/p>\n

A friend of the couple asked, \u2018How is that even possible?\u2019<\/p>\n

Husband replied, \u2018Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon.<\/p>\n

While horse riding, my wife\u2019s horse jumped and my wife fell off.<\/p>\n

She got up and patted the horse and said, \u201cThis is your first time.\u201d<\/p>\n

After a while it happened again and she said, \u201cThis is your second time.\u201d<\/p>\n

And when it happened the third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.<\/p>\n

I shouted at her and said, \u201cAre you crazy?!? You killed the hors<\/p>\n

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\u201cAmarried couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, \u2018How is that even possible?\u2019 Husband replied, \u2018Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife\u2019s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up and patted the horse and said,…<\/p>\n

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