{"id":4270,"date":"2025-06-30T15:34:35","date_gmt":"2025-06-30T15:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=4270"},"modified":"2025-06-30T15:34:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T15:34:35","slug":"a-husbands-unannounced-dinner-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=4270","title":{"rendered":"A Husband\u2019s Unannounced Dinner Surprise\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026 unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.<\/p>\n<p>His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I\u2019m still in my pajamas and I can\u2019t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Husband: \u201cBecause he\u2019s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026 unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I\u2019m still in my pajamas and I can\u2019t be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=4270\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A Husband\u2019s Unannounced Dinner Surprise\u201d&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4271,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4272,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270\/revisions\/4272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}