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My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back.<\/p>\n

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Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day, and he said, \u201cI saw Alex today, he was bragging that he\u2019d stocked your fridge from top to bottom.\u201d<\/p>\n

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My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back. Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day, and he said, \u201cI…<\/p>\n

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