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\u201cI have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who\u2019s been sleeping with my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A voice from the back of the room called out,<\/p>\n

\u201cYou need more ammo!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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