{"id":1826,"date":"2025-05-30T23:11:35","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T23:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2025-05-30T23:11:35","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T23:11:35","slug":"wisdom-from-the-bar-a-hilarious-piece-of-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=1826","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1663069\" data-uid=\"07677\">\n<div id=\"mgw1663069_07677\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>One of the guys remarks to the other, \u201cBoy you look really tired!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dude, I\u2019m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don\u2019t know what to do!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A fellow, in his seventies, is sitting a few bar stools down from them and overhears their conversation. He looked over at the two men, and showing the wisdom of his age says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMarry her. That\u2019ll put an end to that nonsense!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, \u201cBoy you look really tired!\u201d Dude, I\u2019m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don\u2019t know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=1826\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1827,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1828,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/1828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}