A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.
\nThe man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d
\nHis wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
\nThe man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Still silence from his wife.
\nThe man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d
\nSince the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
\nWhile he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
\n\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d
\nANOTHER JOKE
\nIf I die promise me you won\u2019t get married again
\nOh so sweet. You want to be my only one
\n\u2026No, it\u2019s not that.
\nI just don\u2019t want two people mourning me at the same time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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