{"id":15362,"date":"2026-05-24T01:47:09","date_gmt":"2026-05-24T01:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=15362"},"modified":"2026-05-24T01:47:09","modified_gmt":"2026-05-24T01:47:09","slug":"story-norman-an-old-retired-sailor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=15362","title":{"rendered":"Story: Norman, an old retired sailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time\u2019s sake.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He engages a woman of the night and takes her up to her room. He\u2019s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But needing some reassurance, he asks, \u2018How am I doing? \u2018<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The lady smoothly replies, The lady smoothly replies, \u2018Well Norman, you old sailor, you\u2019re doing about three knots.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Three knots?\u2019 he asks. \u2018What\u2019s that supposed to mean?<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018She says, \u2018You\u2019re knot hard, you\u2019re knot in, and you\u2019re knot getting your money back.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time\u2019s sake. He engages a woman of the night and takes her up to her room. He\u2019s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age. But needing some reassurance, he asks,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=15362\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Story: Norman, an old retired sailor&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15363,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15362\/revisions\/15363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}