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<\/p>\nTwo old men are sitting in a bar.
\nOne of them looks at the other & says, \u201cYou look familiar\u2026 where are you from?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second old man replies, \u201cIreland.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first old man looks astonished & says, \u201dNo way, I\u2019m from Ireland myself, what a small world!\u201d<\/p>\n
The second old man then looks at the first, \u201cWhat city?\u201d<\/p>\n
The first old man says, \u201cDublin?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second old man looks astonished, \u201cNo way, I\u2019m from Dublin meself! What a small world.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first man looks at the second old man, \u201cWhat school do you go to?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second old man replies, \u201cSaint Mary\u2019s class of \u201989.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first old man is absolutely baffled, \u201dNO WAY, Saint Mary\u2019s class of \u201989, myself! What a small world!\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender, \u201cHey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender says, \u201cNot really\u2026 but the Murphy twins are drunk again.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer
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The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
\nThe bartender serves his beer and then asks him, \u201cSo what do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man replies, \u201cWell, sir, I\u2019m a cowboy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWow,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cwhat exactly does a cowboy do?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s very interesting,\u201d said the bartender.<\/p>\n
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d said the bartender. \u201cWhat do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
With the old man listening in, the woman says, \u201cWell, sir, I\u2019m a lesbian.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cInteresting,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cwhat exactly is a lesbian?<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I\u2019m constantly thinking about women.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cInteresting,\u201d says the bartender.<\/p>\n
Some time passes, and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.<\/p>\n
He sits down and orders a beer, and the bartender says, \u201cSo, sir, what do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man looks at him and says, \u201cWell, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth, now I think I\u2019m a lesbian!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other & says, \u201cYou look familiar\u2026 where are you from?\u201d The second old man replies, \u201cIreland.\u201d The first old man looks astonished & says, \u201dNo way, I\u2019m from Ireland myself, what a small world!\u201d The second old man then looks at…<\/p>\n