A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.
\nThe man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet really stunk, even if he washed them constantly. He was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance. The son thought about this and went along happy.<\/p>\n
The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thought about this and came up with this bright idea. She told her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don\u2019t say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while others are eating. The young woman thought and then ran off to get ready for the wedding, happy.<\/p>\n
The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n
With a look of shock on his face, the young man says, \u201cOh my God, you\u2019ve swallowed my sock!\u201d<\/p>\n
A husband said to his wife, \u201cHoney, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.\u201d
\nHis wife replied, \u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn\u2019t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband said, \u201cI know all that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?\u201d asked the wife.<\/p>\n
The guy answered, \u201cBecause the poor fool is thinking about getting married.\u201d<\/p>\n
At a dinner party,
\nthe speaker who was the guest of honour was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word \u201cKISS\u201d scribbled on it.<\/p>\n
A guest seated next to the speaker said, \u201cIt looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.\u201d<\/p>\n
The speaker replied, \u201cYou don\u2019t know my wife.<\/p>\n
The letters stand for \u201cKeep it short, stupid.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet really stunk, even if he washed them constantly. He was worried that…<\/p>\n