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\nAll the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table. \u201cWhat would you like, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers, \u201cA quickie.\u201d The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.<\/p>\n
After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again, \u201cWhat would you like, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, the man looks at her and answers, \u201cA quickie, please.\u201d This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding \u201cSMACK!\u201d and storms away.<\/p>\n
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers\u2026 \u201cUm, I think it\u2019s pronounced \u2018Quiche.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English.
\nUpon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.<\/p>\n
\u201cQuiero calcetines, (I want socks)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,\u201d said the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want suits, I want socks.)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, these shirts are on sale this week,\u201d declared the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don\u2019t want shirts, I want socks.)\u201d repeated the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI still don\u2019t know what you\u2019re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,\u201d offered the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want pants, I want socks)\u201d insisted the man.<\/p>\n
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, \u201cEso s\u00ed que es (Now that\u2019s it)!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why didn\u2019t you just spell it in the first place?!?\u201d yelled the salesgirl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table. \u201cWhat would you like, sir?\u201d He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers, \u201cA quickie.\u201d The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure, she…<\/p>\n