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\nAll the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table. \u201cWhat would you like, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers, \u201cA quickie.\u201d The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.<\/p>\n
After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again, \u201cWhat would you like, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, the man looks at her and answers, \u201cA quickie, please.\u201d This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding \u201cSMACK!\u201d and storms away.<\/p>\n
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers\u2026 \u201cUm, I think it\u2019s pronounced \u2018Quiche.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English.
\nUpon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.<\/p>\n
\u201cQuiero calcetines, (I want socks)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,\u201d said the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want suits, I want socks.)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, these shirts are on sale this week,\u201d declared the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don\u2019t want shirts, I want socks.)\u201d repeated the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI still don\u2019t know what you\u2019re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,\u201d offered the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want pants, I want socks)\u201d insisted the man.<\/p>\n
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, \u201cEso s\u00ed que es (Now that\u2019s it)!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why didn\u2019t you just spell it in the first place?!?\u201d yelled the salesgirl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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