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A long-haul trucker slid into a booth at a busy highway caf\u00e9 and told the brand-new blonde waitress:
\n\u201cAlright, sweetheart\u2014bring me three blowouts, two high beams, and a couple of side steps.\u201d<\/p>\n

The poor girl blinked, nodded politely, and hustled to the kitchen, looking baffled.<\/p>\n

She stuck her head in the door and whispered, \u201cThere\u2019s a man out there ordering blowouts, high beams, and side steps\u2026 Are we supposed to fix his truck or feed him?\u201d<\/p>\n

The cook nearly dropped his spatula laughing.<\/p>\n

Relax, kid. \u2018Blowouts\u2019 are pancakes, \u2018high beams\u2019 are sunny-side eggs, and \u2018side steps\u2019 are bacon. Truckers talk in parts.\u201d<\/p>\n

Feeling smarter, she plated the order\u2014then spotted a pot of beans and got a mischievous idea. She scooped some on for good measure.<\/p>\n

When she delivered the meal, the trucker frowned at the bowl.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s with the beans?\u201d<\/p>\n

She flashed her brightest smile.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, sir, I figured if you\u2019re eating tires, lights, and side steps\u2026 You might as well tank up while you\u2019re at it!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n

A Blonde Buys Two Horses<\/p>\n

A blonde buys two horses and can\u2019t tell them apart.
\nSo she asks the farmer next door what she should do.<\/p>\n

He says to cut one of their tails off.<\/p>\n

So she does.<\/p>\n

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But then the other horse\u2019s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.<\/p>\n

So she can\u2019t tell them apart again.<\/p>\n

She asks the farmer for advice a second time.<\/p>\n

He tells her to cut one of the horse\u2019s ears.<\/p>\n

So she does.<\/p>\n

But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.<\/p>\n

She is still confused.<\/p>\n

She asks the farmer what to do.<\/p>\n

He tells her to measure them.<\/p>\n

She comes back and says, \u201cThe white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n

A blonde walks by a travel agency.<\/p>\n

A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, \u201cCruise Special \u2013 $99!\u201d
\nShe walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, \u201cI\u2019d like the $99 cruise special, please.\u201d<\/p>\n

The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.<\/p>\n

A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.<\/p>\n

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She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.<\/p>\n

Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.<\/p>\n

They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, \u201cDo they serve refreshments on this cruise?\u201d<\/p>\n

The second blonde replies, \u201d They didn\u2019t last year.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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