{"id":12231,"date":"2026-01-04T01:16:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T01:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=12231"},"modified":"2026-01-04T01:16:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T01:16:33","slug":"three-little-pigs-went-out-to-dinner-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendusa1.online\/?p=12231","title":{"rendered":"Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night\u2026<br \/>\nThe waiter came to take their drink orders.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"ternalnews.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CMDj5ffa8JEDFbhGHQkdn-420Q\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/ternalnews.com\/ternalnews.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite,\u201d said the first little piggy.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke,\u201d said the second.<br \/>\n\u201cI want water\u2014lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third piggy.<\/p>\n<p>The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA big juicy steak,\u201d said the first piggy.<br \/>\n\u201cJust a salad for me,\u201d said the second.<br \/>\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third again.<\/p>\n<p>After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBanana split,\u201d said the first.<br \/>\n\u201cRoot beer float,\u201d said the second.<br \/>\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water!\u201d shouted the third.<\/p>\n<p>The waiter, now curious, finally asked,<br \/>\n\u201cSir, why are you only drinking water?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third piggy grinned and said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, someone\u2019s gotta go \u2018wee wee wee\u2019 all the way home!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n<p>There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.<\/p>\n<p>There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.<br \/>\nOne day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, \u201cWhat do you use to feed your pigs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I\u2019m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn\u2019t feed them the way you should, they shouldn\u2019t eat waste.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then he fined the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.<\/p>\n<p>The farmer replied, \u201cWell, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak\u2026 why?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I\u2019m from the United Nations Organization and I think it\u2019s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And he fined the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.<\/p>\n<p>The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: \u201cWell, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! 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