Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night\u2026
\nThe waiter came to take their drink orders.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite,\u201d said the first little piggy.
\n\u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cI want water\u2014lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third piggy.<\/p>\n
The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.<\/p>\n
\u201cA big juicy steak,\u201d said the first piggy.
\n\u201cJust a salad for me,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third again.<\/p>\n
After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders.<\/p>\n
\u201cBanana split,\u201d said the first.
\n\u201cRoot beer float,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water!\u201d shouted the third.<\/p>\n
The waiter, now curious, finally asked,
\n\u201cSir, why are you only drinking water?\u201d<\/p>\n
The third piggy grinned and said\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, someone\u2019s gotta go \u2018wee wee wee\u2019 all the way home!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.<\/p>\n
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
\nOne day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, \u201cWhat do you use to feed your pigs?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause I\u2019m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn\u2019t feed them the way you should, they shouldn\u2019t eat waste.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he fined the farmer.<\/p>\n
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.<\/p>\n
The farmer replied, \u201cWell, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak\u2026 why?<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause I\u2019m from the United Nations Organization and I think it\u2019s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n
And he fined the farmer.<\/p>\n
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.<\/p>\n
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: \u201cWell, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night\u2026 The waiter came to take their drink orders. \u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite,\u201d said the first little piggy. \u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke,\u201d said the second. \u201cI want water\u2014lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third piggy. The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders….<\/p>\n