A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said, \u201cOh my, you have such beautiful dogs\u2026 what\u2019s their names?\u201d
\nThe blonde replies, \u201cWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man responds \u201cHuh.. that\u2019s interesting\u2026 why did you name them such names?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde sighs and shakes her head. \u201cEveryone keeps asking me the same thing, duh, what else can you name your watch dogs??\u201d<\/p>\n
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
\nThey try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.<\/p>\n
Even the phones are turned off.<\/p>\n
After a few hours of being stuck with no help, one blonde says to the others, \u201cI think the best way to call for help is to scream together.\u201d<\/p>\n
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,<\/p>\n
\u201cTogether, together, together.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said, \u201cOh my, you have such beautiful dogs\u2026 what\u2019s their names?\u201d The blonde replies, \u201cWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.\u201d The man responds \u201cHuh.. that\u2019s interesting\u2026 why did you name them such names?\u201d The blonde…<\/p>\n